Famous people and brollies.

i now have channel 51 playing right in front of me. its a certain actor-host-singer wannabe-ed*s*n ch*n making a complete fool of himself. oops. did i just imply that this certain someone's a guy? i did mean..making a fool of ITself. just to..maintain suspense..id leave it to you guys to guess the sex of this certain somebody. and THEN, following that mtv, is one of rihanna singing her overplayed-though-its-nice, not-so-new single; umbrella. i heard a remix that day which had some other male singer go "i want you to be my cinderella ella ella ella eh eh eh.." like..errm ok good attempt but..=s oh and i did hear that she has a new line of..uhm..yea no points for guessing, BROLLIES for sale. hawhawhaw. it comes in three colors if im not wrong. pink, white, and the ever-so-famous lead brolly of the mtv, black.

speaking of brollies, zhuo peiyi very kindly lent me a very cool black one. just that instead of the word RIHANNA or.. UMBRELLA for that matter on it, was the word NTUC FAIRPRICE. why why of course im proud of our local supermarket. just that that umbrella was rather uncoperative. as kok as the lender may i add.

"hello! ok where do you want to go for lunch? can we go budget? something cheap. cine foodcourt?" goldie said waving rather excitedly.

"wait can you help me hold the umbrella?" peiyi said with a pretty grin as she closed it.

"sure!" goldie replied with an equally pretty smile with a pinch of suger added to it. (aw come on. let me imagine im pretty and sweet for once will ya.)

"AH!" goldie exclaimed.
well you see, with the brolly facing down, it BURST open. (yes i did mean BURST in every sense of the word.) forcing peiyi to jump to her right.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OOPS i forgot to tell you there's something wrong with this umbrella." peiyi laughed heartily.

"grrrrrr." goldie growled as she lifted the brolly wanting to close it.

"AHHH!" peiyi's skirt came up with the brolly.

MUAHAHAHA. RETRIBUTION FATTEH!