I am froke.

Other than being BROKE with a capital B-R-O-K and E, and FAT with a capital F-A and T, slacking has never been wonderfuller. Just got told that i put on weight. While i was halfway through a buffet. Thank God i wasnt paying. And thank God i have mastered the skill of controlling my rolling-of-eyes muscles at appropriate times. I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT as much as I NEED A RICH SUITOR. Help anyone? Cash and cheque both accepted thank you.