if you dont mean shit, dont expect yo shit to be taken. sometimes people have to realise where they stand. like, dont climb tree if you're oversized. uhm, oversized tree climber = you may fall off? sorry. i did mean. you WILL fall off. or, dont be a tornado chaser if you're undersized. undersized tornado chaser = you WILL get blown off your feet. pun intended. if you think you can ACT like my mother just cause you LOOK the age of my mother, you should slap yourself (don't make me do it i might get the urge to chop off that hand.) awake, and realise that the closest you can ever get to the MOther category is really just in the SOUND of the name. hell yea you ARE a mo fo biatch. i dont think anyone'd need the long-form of that yo? oh then again you might say, "excuse me im your superior." you know, just to wake you up a little, your position isnt something you should be that proud of given your age.

so YOU, dont tell me how to dress when you look like a cow dolled in 5 seasons ago clothes from some warehouse sale which obviously didnt sell the originals. dont flare your nostrils when you talk to me cause it just makes me think that perhaps a person's flared nostrils are proportional to their physical size. dont touch me in an attempt to get a message across you filthy dirt, cause it'd just make me want to chop/slice off that part of my body.

LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.