Another random-not-so-interesting-stupig-thought.

The constant struggle between freedom and the uncertainty of where that freedom may take you to is really quite a scary thing. Its like how id prolly love the freedom of riding on the waves, yet releasing myself too much may just lead to death. Letting the waves take you can define freedom as well as uncertainty. Yet, i cannot have the cake and eat it can i? So, id have to choose. To think of uncertainty would be a practical thing to do. Yet man are more often than none not led by practicality. Not me at least. Thats probably why id at anytime take freedom as my choice and then whatever comes will come. Be it good or bad, i bloody hell asked for every bit of it. haa.

Can you read this now kerly?

Am posting this so that kerly can read my later entries. Kerly and i are going for the HOG SHOW at the zoo! WOOOOHOO!! Im so eggcited imma eat 2 eggs for breakfast tomorrow! *SMILES*

Oh! I shall share something new i learnt today! noone is to ROLL THEIR EYES even if they KNEW IT BEFORE READING THIS. Did you all know that theres a difference between 'taking a shower' and 'taking a bath'? To those who are unsure and eager to learn, miss clarifier is here to..uhm..CLARIFY!

Ok..to 'take a shower' refers to more like a rinse under water (whether its luke warm, brrr-ing cold or mightly hot is up to the shower-er.) and it does not involve the washing/ shampooing/ whatever you or you or you may call it, of hair. It is done between 0-4 times daily depending very largely on preference. In the words of miss clarifier-shifu, should people wash/ shampoo/ whatever you or you or you may call it, our hair everytime we take a shower, our head of hair would become so hay-ish we could use it to sweep the floor (provided its long enough that is). If not, an alternative would be to sell them to the zoo. 'taking a shower' would take up approximately 2-10 min, plus minus 30 min.

To 'take a bath' on the other hand, would lead to a much more SQUEAKY CLEAN outcome, done mostly only once a day. It involves the soaping, shampooing, washing, scrubbing, blablabla-ing of every part of our bodies AND MOST IMPORTANTLY..HEAD OF HAIR. In this case, due to the higher number and intensity of steps required in 'taking a bath', its a lengthier process taking approximately 20-40 min for an average individual, plus minus 2hrs.

Hope everyone is as clear as an A+ essay done in neat handwriting with regards to this matter now..=) Feel free to come to me should anyone require more clarification and i will try my very best to provide answers..=)

Oh yea! In case anyone is interested, im reccommending 2 songs i just downloaded by this band called Dishwalla. 1. Somewhere In The Middle, 2. Every Little Thing. They are simply deeeericious! Omg its CHINESE NEW YEAR EVE! Im elated. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WELCOME TO THE HOGGIE PIGGIE ZHU-IE YEAR! *snort snort* heh.

ok bye!

I have no idea how to title this.

whooooperieeee! I successfully changed my internship company! oh yummeries. Goodiebyes to a wrinkled right index finger (thanks to the constant emersing of that poor thing into water in order to paste stamps on not-so-nice, countless number of chinese new year cards for not-so-nice people in a not-so-nice company..-.-), a very dark black face (thanks to individuals constantly pissing the daylights (and night..uhm..lights for that matter) out of me) and the making of an oil barrel (thanks to the very extremely disastrously oily eggplant and unreal-sweet-and-sour-pork from the vegetarian stall consumed daily).

So, yesterday was Valentine's Day. What did i do? Let's see. I had training at my new workplace, came home, took a shower, made my dad a little vdae prezzie, mobilized 3 individuals at home to aid in the search of a humungerous lizard that ran into my room, started tidying my room cuz of the mess made while in search of that horrenderous eeeewie creature, had dinner, pissed my beloved cousin off by being a nehneh, went online, watched tv, had a yummy talk with a lovely friend, brushed my teeth, prayed really hard that stupig reptile is no longer within the premises of my nest, and finally, jumped into bed. What a delicious day! Right..=/

Am now attempting to watch tv, chat on msn and blog at the same time. Not an easy feat. Am not a typical woman whos good at multi-tasking and SO, imma sign off now. Lol.

Bye!

ooh! Happy Vday & International Friendship day to all! Hugs.

OMG! THE SONG'S PLAYING AGAIN!! =s

Am in a fridge

Ok I have finally started my internship. The office is freezing and even though I knew that from my first day yesterday, I still do not have a sweater. I forgot to bring larh CAN? So now im freezing again. Good thing about it of course is that heat expands things and the cold contracts, therefore by the end of my working day id be so tiny I could slip right under the door. Right. If that were true Id be living in a fridge. no. perhaps a freezer.

Oh yea just before I continue, I have something to clarify!! JAX DOES NOT PLAY THE BASS. HE PLAYS THE... UHM... GUITAR... ? (right jax?? =s) aiyaaa something like that larh..=/ btw grats on getting your new car jax! Much as its an ah beng car and its a..uhm..SUBARU (I think the brand justifies my point enough =p) hahaha..no offence jax its just that you are so... UN-beng! THAT aside, I think its cool that he managed to afford a car ALL BY HIMSELF at such a tender young (ok perhaps not tender but deft young. Herher.) age. duncha think? Heh. *pat on the back*

Anyways so yea, im interning at this company located at Suntec City Tower 2. Other than the fact that its freezing, the view here is wonderful! As of now, I can see two people smoking at the balcony of the next building (which is I believe, tower 1), uhm, the Padang..the Esplanade..and many other tall buildings..=/ yea. Does it sound nice? Herher. I feel like a condominium advertisement announcer..=s

So I just chatted with SS who just made me 1/4 hearted about going for work and travel. He said minus the working part itd be fun... of which, other than working, I wont be doing anything else there. And then Emily proceeded to tell me that the working life there is like shit. The traveling part after that is the sole motivation. So, if the thing id be really looking forward to when im there is to come back home, then why the hell am I going in the first place? =s Boohoo. Im very confused..can you tell...? gah.

Gawd its the 4th time in 1.25 days im hearing 'How to save a life' by The Fray on Class95. (actually if you add the hours which Ive been at work its really only been less than half a day.) oh well but the song is yummy anyways. 'Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend.Somewhere along in the bitterness, and I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life'

Signing off! Bye!

Looking back over my shoulder, my SMU days are over..

Lovely. My title is SOOO POETIC! Oooh coolness..*smiles*

I just realised how boring and not-like-a-blog my blog is. I shall make it more bloggish (not that there’s a definition for how a blog should be but whatever. Just take it that I created some definition by myself and somehow my blog doesnt live up to that definition.) by firstly, having more entries, updating it more often, and writing things that are as random as seeing a green sock hanging off a traffic light.uhm..yea.

SO! What do you know? Ive finally graduated from SMU. (to those who thought id spend another 538 years in SMU..i TOLD you I’d SLOWLY but SURELY graduate?!?) Feels kinda strange to suddenly have no direction in life. To not follow..some kinda..routine. Hmmm. Its weirdly upsetting..to suddenly not have to worry about e-dollars and how many cents to use to bid for that course that is non examinable and has an extremely slack prof..oh smu. Imma miss that place..=( the pretty little group study rooms that started off 70% empty most of the time when I was in year one to eventually 160% full every single day by the time I hit year 4. Look at how much things have evolved! From Jax singing “creep” at the upper quad in the old campus, to the birth and success of Groundzero (as we have all come to realize, Jacky decided singing’s not for him. WHY JAX WHY?? the line “you’re just like an angel..” is a personal when-Jacky-sings-it favorite. Muahaha..sorry Jax..it’d NEVER stop. awwww. No worries Jax you just a teeny weeny bit less cool playing the bass..*grins*)

Id always remember the times when Grace and E-wan emcee for events. Graces favorite topics (not according to ranks) are: panties, sex, the private parts of human beings AND animals (or any other thing you know of that has one), buttocks, shitting, wedgies, digging noses, bras, panties, panties, panties..yea. the list goes on.. Oh and who can EVER forget Huang E-wans “BUH-BYE”s. That word (or two words for that matter) is like the macarena song. You’d just have to hear it once and it PLAYS ARD IN YOUR HEAD the entire day. Only difference is that when a song gets stuck in your head, its ANNOYING, but when a HEBB (read:: Huang E-wan Buh-Bye) gets stuck in your head, its quite yummy..=D awww E-wan, I love the sexy way you say those farewells..=D Everyone, try saying it. Its addictive. Really.

Im suddenly reminded of the period of time in year one when Jax, Poh, myself and Angel used to study together. For some reason, smelling slippers became a favorite pastime (other than acting as an alarm clock, I cannot, till now, think of any purpose that serves.) Jax and Poh very often loved to compare and see whose slippers were smellier, until one day, angel decided that hers smelt the worse. “Cannot be worse than ours lah wallaw. Pass me.” You spoke too soon Mr Poh. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..came flying Angels slipper to the front of the seminar room. “WALLANEH!!!! Fucking mad!” MUAHAHAHAHA. Im actually grinning to myself as Im typing this. LOL.

OOOH and who can ever forget Joeys dancing in the SRs..grooving in Kevs car..singing along to Joeys wonderful guitar playing..crazy bitching sessions with my top notch bitching partner Grace..Jackys damn KORK way of driving..and his favorite drink; TOP (read:: Teh O Peng) and the milo peng gao from Mr Cockroach-Eyebrow-Uncle at the old campus. GAWD I MISS IT SO. Boo. Then, theres Summer Study at Vancouver which was simply delicious. Jos..Cel..Lian..Zhiyu..Char..We had our pretty mad share of fun too eii my dear ravishing-s and gorgeous-s! Will blog about THAT other part of uni another time..=D


“Those were theeeeeeee..days my friends we thought theyd never enddddd..we'd sing and danceeee..forever and a dayyyyy..we’d lead the lifeeeeee we chooseee..we’d fight and neverrrr loseeee..for we were youngggggg..and sure to have our wayyyyyy..”

Internship starts next week. Boo. Am NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT AT ALL. *sobbb*

Byeee!

All Good Things

Honestly what will become of me
don't like reality
It's way too clear to me
But really life is daily
We are what we don't see
Missed everything daydreaming

Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?

Traveling I only stop at exits
Wondering if I'll stay
Young and restless
Living this way I stress less
I want to pull away when the dream dies
The pain sets in and I don't cry
I only feel gravity and I wonder why

Flames to dustLovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dustLovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?

Well the dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Die die die die die

Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?

Well the dogs were barking at a new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon
And the sun was wondering if it should stay away for a day
til the feeling went away
And the sky was falling on the clouds were dropping and
the rain forgot how to bring salvation
the dogs were barking at the new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon so that they could die.

A Random Thought..

I just came back from church. Today, amongst other things like christmas, the pastor was talking about fears. Fear of uncertainty, fear of the future..blah blah..and the fear of slowly but surely losing your loved ones. How true is that. I often wonder why people hold on to certain things knowing that they would slowly but surely lose them some day. The reason is simple: Love..:) and that, is reason nuff i guess..heh. (QUIT ROLLING YOUR EYESSS!!:p) Just a thought i wanted to share..enjoy your weekend peeps!

tadadada..bye!

23 is Michael Jordan's jersy number.

wow im starting to SMELL 23. eeps. next id be 24. and then 25..mid twenties. DOUBLE WOW *wow wow*. this is scary. Ive been weird recently..weird is the word..to be exact im kind of turning into JANE. disgusting emo momo. damn why cant i inherit her FLAT TUMMY and SMALL ATTRACTIVE PERKY ARSE instead?! The eediot who turned on the tap PLEASE TURN IT OFF PROPERLY CAN. waste water only. I think im going through a quarter life crisis..which means id live till..let me see.....................................................................................(dont mind the long pause. there's a reason why i dropped A-math in secondary school.) 92 years of age! Pretty ripe old age eh. Now now..which fruit do i wanna be? i think..id wana be a...DURIAN!cuz it'd retain its attractiveness even after a century. (not that im a durian researcher but its strong appearance seem to indicate so somehow.) Who cares if the inside's rotten? no matter the fruit, it eventually becomes rotten no? Inevitable outcome. Its whether the rotteness is visible that matters. which is why..i think durians are cool. SO i inspire to become a cooooool durian. not to mention its GREEN! so everyone would always be GREEN WITH ENVY of me. muahahaha..(uhm for the info of some weird beings who might have strange ways of linking things, kindly do not take this as a hint that all i want for my birthday (or christmas for that matter) is for you to envy me ok. Yes its the thought that counts but no thank you cause im still a rather materialistic girl.) muahaha..aka, what i want is really simple... MONEY. thank you. (sorry guys i told you i've been weird recently..GAH. come close at your own risk. haahaa.)

Bye!

BOOBS.

Miss Congeniality *snort snort* - Current Status : Appear Offline says:
wah i dont know how to blog abt our shisha

Macadakat says:
hahahahaha

Macadakat says:
whyyy

Macadakat says:
say kathy has bigger boobs now

Miss Congeniality *snort snort* - Current Status : Appear Offline says:
WAHAHAHA

Macadakat says:
and the photos are PROOF

Macadakat says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Miss Congeniality *snort snort* - Current Status : Appear Offline says:
and put that pic hor.

Miss Congeniality *snort snort* - Current Status : Appear Offline says:
muahaha

Macadakat says:
hardly u get to see kathy's boobs like that

Macadakat says:
AHHAHAHAHA

Macadakat says:
aye that series of photos inside

Macadakat says:
u go see which one cleavage deepest lor

Macadakat says:
AHHAHAHAHA



Look at what my beloved SOS is capable of saying..lovable aint she..muahaha..babe we'd still love u even if u had sunken in boobs.
HERE is best pic i could find darls. Will blog abt shisha again another time.

If you wana come and take a ride wit meee...

WOOHOO!dad's in good ol' hongie kongie again! I can smeeell...seeee...and feeeel...FREEEEDOM! I've been driving so much more recently..and i can proudly say ive been making decent progress!=) thank you soooo much pipi and lala! Love you both sooo much! muacks!

Passengers in my car have progressed from praying throughout their journey (uhm seatbelts are a needless to say thang), with their pulses going at 3290 beats per minute, placentas falling out and kidneys flying to the front deck of the car..oh and did i mention an entirely silent journey..to uhm..sometimes forgetting to put on their seatbelts, bits of conversation in the car (which they would later totally regret because i get distracted and dash through a red light..=/ gah.)..OH OH OH!and!!!some individuals (ok fine perhaps its been just one individual) FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR! that was how SMOOTH the ride was..*grin* (to lala: i dont care if shes someone who can fall asleep anywhere under any conditions. In any case im sure she doesnt fall asleep on a roller coaster ride.HA.)

If im starting to sound proud of myself...YES i am VERY proud of myself and think i deserve a million pats on my back!=) next up: THE NEWTON CIRCUS ATTACK! *evil laughtersss*

Aiite im DRIVING to far east plaza to meet jojo now..=)

BYE!

Yada yada yada..

School is disgusting. ALL THE GSRs HAVE BEEN TAKEN UP n its only the 4TH WEEK OF SCHOOL. here's more. ive already had 2 ASSIGNMENTS DUE and..check this gross shat out..I HAVE MY FIRST TEST (yes TEST WHICH TAKES UP 20% OF THE MODULE) COMING UP ON WEDNESDAY!ahhhh!*grabs hair in hands and shakes head with eyes shut tight* all's cool though..=) i will still smile and laugh at everyhing that makes me do so.

Anyhoos, sorry for this really short and uninteresting entry. I HAVE TO STUDY. and no prizes for guessing where i am right now!in..SMU'S LI KA SHING LIBRARY. (and to that certain someone..I DO NOT LIKE BEING IN THE LIBRARY..KINDLY TAKE ME OUTA HERE..haa.)

SO..Till i have the time and patience and stuffs interesting nuff..adios amigos.

aiite BYE!

Sentosa Sundays!

How do you cook a Jasoo?
Step 1: Defrost it.

^Step 2: Marinate it well!
< Step 3: Cook over low fire.

Popeye the Sailor Man

First day in school after a LONG WHILE. I am mourning the loss of my past summer holidays. they're all gone..no more..nooo moreee..NOOO MOREEE..*wails while using fist to pound the left side of my chest* (Yes anyone who sees me now will notice that i have puffy eyes).

For the first time in history, amidst the usual bright bright sunshiney days (recall song: its gonna be a brightttt brighttt..sunshiney dayyyy!!) I have actually experienced tornados and hailstorms during the summer. haa id leave it to your imagination how erratic it has been.

I just sent my dad off at the airport today..and because he only booked a one way ticket..the date to his return is UNCONFIRMED!WOOOHOOO!*skips around grinning from ear to ear (or mouth to mouth in pom's words)* (recall song: im leavinggg on a jet planeee..don't know when i'll be back againnnn..)

ok back to the main story..At terminal one, there is the oh so delicious POPEYES FRIED CHICKEN *drooooooooool* fast food joint, and since we're there..i could NOT possibily have given that a miss. I super loveeee the 3piece chicken strips meal which comes with 3pieces of juicy and succulent chicken strips (duh-uh), choice of 2side dishes: in which my choices would be coleslaw and coleslaw(i refuse to believe its fattening because..despite the sauce..its..uhm..STILL GREENS!!SHUSH!noone is to ARGUE WITH ME..THIS IS MYYYYY BLOG!RAH!) and of course a drink: i do not like gassy drinks so..change to seasons iced apple teaaaa PLEASE thank you..*flicks hair*

so..as i was getting all excited to consume that very delicious meal..horrors of all horrors! this was what came tumbling out of the cashier's mouth: "sorry no coleslaw." WHAT?! NO COLESLAW AGAINNNN?DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE HAS BEEN NO COLESLAW SINCE THE LAST..2MILLION-th TIME I CAME? My dad got upset because he saw how those innocent looking eyes of his beloved little daughter became a tad bit teary.......(ok i am SO dramatizing it but PLEASE UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THE COLESLAW THERE..) and feedbacked to them how IF YOU HAVE NO (BLARDY) COLESLAW..THEN DONT PUT COLESLAW ON THE (BLARDY) MENU!ahem.sorry for the outburst but i am really quite disappointed with Popeye (the sailor man tooot tooot!) since i have been quite supportive of him (and not Bluto even though he is really more MAN.) when it comes to pursuing Olive. Sigh. SO..i didnt have my popeyes coleslaw AGAIN.

YAY my prof said he'd end class at 6.22pm which is really soon.
Ok BYE!

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Its raining..i loveeee rainy days..(more so nights actually) especially when i can snuggle up under my blankie!lol.Thank God im staying at home today!=)

I went tanning (alone because i cannot CANNOT let anyone see my hedious-everyone-puke-their-organs-out bodaye) and im now officially UN-WHITE!Only thing is..it'd be so much better if i could tan in the nude. Then there wouldn't be those fuglaye tan lines.haa.

I think im gonna cook again sometime soon. I'd like to believe that the obligatory oh-your-porridge-tastes-soooo-niceee feedback i got from my virgin porridge cooking session was..not THAT obligatory after all. Since of course..every grain of rice, slice of mushroom, bit of pork, and cube of carrot were consumed. lol. Good luck to everyone who ate it IF it had really been an obligatory response. I WILL BE BACK! *eeeeevil laughters*

Lane, Gab, my bro, Mei and myself were at essential brew on saturday night after watching Eleine's play (which was really good btw! *applaud applaud* BOY can she move.haha.) when some PERSON..happily started..suggesting looking at..*horrors of all horrors* IC PICTURES!!Mei looked like she was 45. Now she looks 20. When she is 45, she'd either look 45, or be in a cradle. (hahaha...dont worry mei, we still LOVE YA!) and yes..conclusion: GOLDIE'S looks the worse..=/ i mean..i had NO NECK CAN!omagash..=/ (and why am i embarrassing myself on my own blog?) i really need to change my IC photo. It has brought (and is still bringing) about shame to thy name. Ooooh!Such emotional and physical turmoil..*puts back of palm on forehead and faints* Looking at it..makes me upset..and sick. i get depressed..disgusted..suffer headaches..and feel nauseous..stare at it for more than 2 minutes..and i collapse.

AIE AIE CAPTAIN!

Just came back from watching Pirates of The Carribean. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is theeeee HOTTEST thang. She looked sooooo good especially when she was dolled up in that..supposed manly outfit.haa...........................................................................

ok sorry hunks and babes. I dont really have the mood to write now. Prolly keep you guys updated on my uninteresting mundane life another time.

BLODDY thang.

BLOODY thang.

Its that time of the month that makes me detest being a woman. boo. My tummy and lower back aches like HELL! Future Claudia and/or Hugo: BETTER BE NICE TO MOMMY. Be good, study hard, be filial, marry good (and preferably rich) people and provide mommy with a comfortable and happy life. Holidays at least twice a year to any place of mommy's wish (whether mommy wants more (or less for that matter) trips or not is up to mommy)..buy mommy anything she wants..get her a chauffeur, maids, butler and any branded (and/or non branded) things she wants ok. Mommy is a rather biased person who may be quite capable of practicing favouritism. So whoever is nicer to mommy, mommy will love more (Looks might play a small part. So you both must learn to be a bit vain also ok.) Not that mommy will not love the other one. Just that maybe will not love in equal amounts thats all.

Yawn.

ok bye!

BOO BOO!

BOO BOO!

I am waiting for pipi to come over to my place now..we are going SHOPPING!its prettaye amazing that she is ACTUALLY SHOPPING MORE THAN ME..*takes my hat off*. Its touching how much my little bestie trusts me. SHES LETTING ME HELP HER CUT HER HAIR..*evil laughters* aww. im touched. *touching myself all over* No worries fats, i'd let you..err paint my nails? Lol.

Ooh..goldie experienced her virgin porridge cooking session yesterday! I cooked it ALL BY MYSELF!without ANY guidance of any form! muahaha..im so proud of myself! *pat on the back* much as the porridge is rather delicious..and i am rather proud of it..sorrei..the chef's recipie is SECRET. and SACRED.

Oops..pipi is here.

ok bye! =)

BOO!

BOO!

WOW. i officially have a blog! Never thought id ever share anything in an online diary. I dont even have a normal diary (what in adam's name is a normal diary?but..u get what i mean.) haa. Today's the graduation of my dear ravishing-s and gorgeous-s! Grats y'all! *MEGA HUG* *pat on the back* to all of ya! Im gonna be graduating ALONE next year..-_- ok fine with some JUNIORS..what a BOOST to my self confidence. Lol.

oooh!im going to eat yummilicious balls with jane lee shiao ling tonight! tang yuan..chicken rice balls..fishballs..mushroom balls..beef balls..sotong balls..chicken balls..pork balls..im sure i'll have a BALL OF A TIME! hahaha..fine. Not that funny. But give me credit for trying CAN? im not a lit student after all. These things do NOT come naturally.

ok bye!