cooking mama.
i am proud to announce that i am one step closer to becoming a..housewife. of which..tai tais are a sub branch of..=s i have learnt how to COOK QUITE SOME DISHES! (yes i know tai tais do not COOK. but they STILL need to know HOW to cook before they can teach their foriegn helpers how to do up dishes like abalone, birds' nest and sharksfin no?)
here are some dishes i have whipped up...
1) mushrooms with pork, uhm..carrots, egg and cabbage SOUP! ooh its rather yummaye with RICE or so ive heard =D
2) mushroom and pork porridge which is rather yummaye on its own! or so ive heard! =D
3) 猪扒包 - apparantly the 猪扒 without the 包 is nice too! or so ive heard! =D
4) how can i forget my GOLDENIE FRIED RICE which is an all time favourite may i add! or so ive heard! =D
all created with by own gold-brained recipes may i add! ooh i am quite a cooking mama myself eii? smarties is what i am! =D
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ooh happiness. my wonderful Uncle Peter and Auntie Pat from Hong Kong got my brothers and I a WII! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! One of the most adored present from this rather fruitful Hong Kong trip =D I guess not going to that concert which made me miss a chance of suppering and taking pictures with beloved Hocc was worth it after all =D
sad thing is i didnt manage to get the game i really wanted. its called rabbids party. im sure kerls would love it. actually maybe not. since it really kinda does rabbits injustice (i originally typed "do rabbits injustice" ooh. what a pom mo.) with rabbits looking kinda abnormal. it's SOLD OUT in Hong Kong. sadness. anyone who manages to get one for me, id give you lotsa respect in return. as much as my little pride can give. promise. what i DO have though is cooking mama. my favourite is the tau geh plucking part. my oh my. housewifey side of me surfacing unknowingly. no i do not have a secret flare for plucking real tau gehs. id have everyone know that im the best at peeling potatoes and carrots. lane's best at chopping. my brother on the other hand, at opening cans and stirring. then theres the wii sports. im sucha goodie at bowling. Spare Queen is what everyone can call me. am also a Serena Williams in the making. her sister can just drop dead. i dont like her name. grr. you see, i dont particularly like the Goddess of Love so yea. gawd im sucha sour panties. Vinegar is my middle name i cant help it.
yes. all that chopping, peeling, and occassional playing of tennis and bowling has given me a constant muscleache up my right arm. oh quit laughing all of you. wait till you see my very sexy right arm.
id look vunderful in tolga tops.
ooh happiness. my wonderful Uncle Peter and Auntie Pat from Hong Kong got my brothers and I a WII! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! One of the most adored present from this rather fruitful Hong Kong trip =D I guess not going to that concert which made me miss a chance of suppering and taking pictures with beloved Hocc was worth it after all =D
sad thing is i didnt manage to get the game i really wanted. its called rabbids party. im sure kerls would love it. actually maybe not. since it really kinda does rabbits injustice (i originally typed "do rabbits injustice" ooh. what a pom mo.) with rabbits looking kinda abnormal. it's SOLD OUT in Hong Kong. sadness. anyone who manages to get one for me, id give you lotsa respect in return. as much as my little pride can give. promise. what i DO have though is cooking mama. my favourite is the tau geh plucking part. my oh my. housewifey side of me surfacing unknowingly. no i do not have a secret flare for plucking real tau gehs. id have everyone know that im the best at peeling potatoes and carrots. lane's best at chopping. my brother on the other hand, at opening cans and stirring. then theres the wii sports. im sucha goodie at bowling. Spare Queen is what everyone can call me. am also a Serena Williams in the making. her sister can just drop dead. i dont like her name. grr. you see, i dont particularly like the Goddess of Love so yea. gawd im sucha sour panties. Vinegar is my middle name i cant help it.
yes. all that chopping, peeling, and occassional playing of tennis and bowling has given me a constant muscleache up my right arm. oh quit laughing all of you. wait till you see my very sexy right arm.
id look vunderful in tolga tops.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
What happened today.
Went shopping with Jo today. We got ourselves some self-beautifying body apparals at madly discounted prices. Minus the mad crowd of people in town who were mostly smelly, some uglily dressed, and others indecently faced, who constantly had me wondering if my arm or bag was invisible since they BUMPED into either one at every 10 min intervals of my shopping experience, my shopping was...happy (largely attributed to the outcome of it which included three tops and one pants =D)
I landed myself (involuntarily of course) in a few irritating-Singaporean-moments though. Two to be exact. The first showcased the selfish act of a young woman (who was obviously in denial since she was BOTH uglily dressed AND indecently faced but behaved like she was neither). The second, had a mid-forties woman displaying the TYPICAL Singaporean trait, KIASUISM, who's accompanied by the same horrid traits of being uglily dressed and indecently faced. Why were they BOTH women? read on to find out. Why were they both ugly? God is fair. Why am i implying that women are the more irritating species of the two sexes when i am one myself? erm kill me if you must but yes i am generalizing. (i wont deny i have the amazing capability of being an ultimate bitch at times. cool thing about me is, i dont bother hiding that side of me when its dying to surface. you, you..you and...you, do not judge me. for if you do, i curse that a bird shits on the portion of your face between your right nostril and upper lip tomorrow at 12.37pm and may the stench stay for at least a week. told you i have a female dog side. grrr.)
Ok after being so mean i think i needa pray to ask for forgiveness. After which im gonna go get some beauty sleep so that i can be more beautiful.
Went shopping with Jo today. We got ourselves some self-beautifying body apparals at madly discounted prices. Minus the mad crowd of people in town who were mostly smelly, some uglily dressed, and others indecently faced, who constantly had me wondering if my arm or bag was invisible since they BUMPED into either one at every 10 min intervals of my shopping experience, my shopping was...happy (largely attributed to the outcome of it which included three tops and one pants =D)
I landed myself (involuntarily of course) in a few irritating-Singaporean-moments though. Two to be exact. The first showcased the selfish act of a young woman (who was obviously in denial since she was BOTH uglily dressed AND indecently faced but behaved like she was neither). The second, had a mid-forties woman displaying the TYPICAL Singaporean trait, KIASUISM, who's accompanied by the same horrid traits of being uglily dressed and indecently faced. Why were they BOTH women? read on to find out. Why were they both ugly? God is fair. Why am i implying that women are the more irritating species of the two sexes when i am one myself? erm kill me if you must but yes i am generalizing. (i wont deny i have the amazing capability of being an ultimate bitch at times. cool thing about me is, i dont bother hiding that side of me when its dying to surface. you, you..you and...you, do not judge me. for if you do, i curse that a bird shits on the portion of your face between your right nostril and upper lip tomorrow at 12.37pm and may the stench stay for at least a week. told you i have a female dog side. grrr.)
Ok after being so mean i think i needa pray to ask for forgiveness. After which im gonna go get some beauty sleep so that i can be more beautiful.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Grandom.
Ever wondered how words end up..dictionarified?(there i just came up with a cool word. Collin Cobuild or whoever decides these things, care to include it in the collection?) It probably happens when someone uses a self invented word SO often that people around them start using it due to a lack of capability to come up with something more original or nice sounding. Those people's friends then start using it (due to i-am-a-copycat, or cannot-help-it-but-kena-influenced reasons), their friend's friends and friend's friend's friends too..it spreads to the entire world and becomes so widely used that it becomes a word that ends up in the dictionary!
Just so you know, Grandom = A random thought of a girl by the name of Goldie.
Ooh i hate unhappiness. If only the "un" could be kept in my pocket. boo.
I am craving seafood toufu. But im going to buy Tori Q. Dont ask me why.
Ever wondered how words end up..dictionarified?(there i just came up with a cool word. Collin Cobuild or whoever decides these things, care to include it in the collection?) It probably happens when someone uses a self invented word SO often that people around them start using it due to a lack of capability to come up with something more original or nice sounding. Those people's friends then start using it (due to i-am-a-copycat, or cannot-help-it-but-kena-influenced reasons), their friend's friends and friend's friend's friends too..it spreads to the entire world and becomes so widely used that it becomes a word that ends up in the dictionary!
Just so you know, Grandom = A random thought of a girl by the name of Goldie.
Ooh i hate unhappiness. If only the "un" could be kept in my pocket. boo.
I am craving seafood toufu. But im going to buy Tori Q. Dont ask me why.
The Gingerbread Man on Ellen!
My friend sent me a link to this video and i have to share. The Gingerbread Man (also known as Justin Timberlake) on the Ellen Degeneres show. Oh btw i just learnt that her name was spelt that way. Always thought it was Ellen Degenerous. Dont ask me why. If you have to, question why generous is pronounced as generes and vice versa even though they are spelt so obviously differently. A hip-hop dancing Gingerbread Man has never been hotter. I suspect hes black. Since he dances hip-hop AND sings so well. 2 pats on the back to the baker for burning this cookie! Its a cookie well burnt.
Enjoy it peeps!
My friend sent me a link to this video and i have to share. The Gingerbread Man (also known as Justin Timberlake) on the Ellen Degeneres show. Oh btw i just learnt that her name was spelt that way. Always thought it was Ellen Degenerous. Dont ask me why. If you have to, question why generous is pronounced as generes and vice versa even though they are spelt so obviously differently. A hip-hop dancing Gingerbread Man has never been hotter. I suspect hes black. Since he dances hip-hop AND sings so well. 2 pats on the back to the baker for burning this cookie! Its a cookie well burnt.
Enjoy it peeps!
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Savveh?
Just came back from watching Pirates of the Caribbean. I remember blogging about it last year. Im saying the same thing again. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS SO SO SO SO SO GORGEOUS!! i would SO turn gay for her. Muahaha. Ok im lying. But you get the picture. Ooh and JOHNNY DEPP.......*sluuurrrppp* I would SO turn straight for him. Right. mah ooooh mah.
Ok Orlando Bloom's added to complete the Caribbean effect. Fine im lying yet again. Hes dang cute 'swell. Just that he still falls behind the other 2 in Goldie's ranking of beautiful people.
GO WATCH THE SHOW PEEPS. It's YUMMIDEELICOUS! Better than eggplant.
Just came back from watching Pirates of the Caribbean. I remember blogging about it last year. Im saying the same thing again. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS SO SO SO SO SO GORGEOUS!! i would SO turn gay for her. Muahaha. Ok im lying. But you get the picture. Ooh and JOHNNY DEPP.......*sluuurrrppp* I would SO turn straight for him. Right. mah ooooh mah.
Ok Orlando Bloom's added to complete the Caribbean effect. Fine im lying yet again. Hes dang cute 'swell. Just that he still falls behind the other 2 in Goldie's ranking of beautiful people.
GO WATCH THE SHOW PEEPS. It's YUMMIDEELICOUS! Better than eggplant.
Sporty.
Tennis with Jo on Monday..did not work out again. Why? Cause we decided to go swimming instead. It was decided she would be swimming 10 laps and me, at least 20.
Monday night came. Reached seletar country club. Signed in (some things never change. Jo's handwriting is one of them.) Changed (some things do.) into swimming gear. Jo's costume looked like something which came outa tweety bird's gramm's wardrobe. Mine was....nicer. To make up for it, Jo had cool goggles which had mirror for lenses. Mine were just....normal goggles. We entered the pool with a relatively empty stomach hoping that we might swim faster with less weight.
Our first lap comprised the breadth of the pool. Then, a chatting interval. Then came the second breadth-of-pool lap. Then our second longer-than-the-first chatting interval. Which lasted till the lights of the pool went off.
So there! How fruitful! Tennis, here we come.
Tennis with Jo on Monday..did not work out again. Why? Cause we decided to go swimming instead. It was decided she would be swimming 10 laps and me, at least 20.
Monday night came. Reached seletar country club. Signed in (some things never change. Jo's handwriting is one of them.) Changed (some things do.) into swimming gear. Jo's costume looked like something which came outa tweety bird's gramm's wardrobe. Mine was....nicer. To make up for it, Jo had cool goggles which had mirror for lenses. Mine were just....normal goggles. We entered the pool with a relatively empty stomach hoping that we might swim faster with less weight.
Our first lap comprised the breadth of the pool. Then, a chatting interval. Then came the second breadth-of-pool lap. Then our second longer-than-the-first chatting interval. Which lasted till the lights of the pool went off.
So there! How fruitful! Tennis, here we come.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Excitement!
OMG i am excited and so i have to SHARE! im here to announce that LANE AND I ARE GAMING CHICAS IN THE MAKING! muahahaha. we're gonna start playing an online game called....uhm. shiate. something estrada..i think..=s its the LATEST MMO GAME TO HIT SINGAPORE AND WE GON BE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THIS LITTLE DOT OF AN ISLAND TO PLAY IT! ooh ooh ooh! it JUST hit Singapore on 17th May 2007! excitement is what im feeling! =D
OMG i am excited and so i have to SHARE! im here to announce that LANE AND I ARE GAMING CHICAS IN THE MAKING! muahahaha. we're gonna start playing an online game called....uhm. shiate. something estrada..i think..=s its the LATEST MMO GAME TO HIT SINGAPORE AND WE GON BE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THIS LITTLE DOT OF AN ISLAND TO PLAY IT! ooh ooh ooh! it JUST hit Singapore on 17th May 2007! excitement is what im feeling! =D
My horrid life.
Exciting news: the Great Singapore Sale has started.
Bad news: i aint got no moneh to get anything.
Exciting news: am going to mad-shopping-paradise-hong kong.
Bad news: i aint got no moneh to get anything.
Exciting news: best-hairdresser-in-history-hui hui is coming back on 30th May.
Bad news: i aint got no moneh to do mah hair.
Exciting news: miss dont-play-computer-games-goldie wants to get WII to play the rabbit game.
Bad news: i aint got no monii to gettit (yes. both the game and the damn machine).
People (like my pretty friend Jojo) go to alota-nice-clothes-zara to..err get alota nice clothes. I am going there (with my pretty friend Jojo) tomorrow to..refund a dress i bought. OOH WHAT A HORRID LIFE I LEAD.
Exciting news: the Great Singapore Sale has started.
Bad news: i aint got no moneh to get anything.
Exciting news: am going to mad-shopping-paradise-hong kong.
Bad news: i aint got no moneh to get anything.
Exciting news: best-hairdresser-in-history-hui hui is coming back on 30th May.
Bad news: i aint got no moneh to do mah hair.
Exciting news: miss dont-play-computer-games-goldie wants to get WII to play the rabbit game.
Bad news: i aint got no monii to gettit (yes. both the game and the damn machine).
People (like my pretty friend Jojo) go to alota-nice-clothes-zara to..err get alota nice clothes. I am going there (with my pretty friend Jojo) tomorrow to..refund a dress i bought. OOH WHAT A HORRID LIFE I LEAD.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
My Mommy
With tears in her eyes she held this little life
Of joy they were they descended with pride
Her teeth were seen in her smile that day
It lasted for hours never fading away
At one, five, sixteen till twenty
Videos and albums of pictures aplenty
She never let one important moment slip by
Her precious creation the apple of her eye
Though that bit of laughter came stained with tears
Her love for her treasure never failed through the years
One day she fell sick but strong as she is
She kept it from her precious brushing symptoms away with a kiss
Till the signs started to show from head to toe
Her hair fell off and just wouldn't grow
Even then she told her baby “God’d heal me I know
Don't cry, even if he doesn't and I have to go
God loves us as much as I love you
He knows what’s best he knows what to do
Have faith, for everything happens for a reason
We’d meet eventually in a place called heaven”
Refusing to eat lying on the hospital bed
The disease confused everything within her head
She fell into a coma never to wake again
God took her away on December the Second
2004 was the year many cried for her
Her little treasure couldn't hold back the tears
I love her smile her smell’s what I'd miss most
That mild fragrance always so pleasant to the nose
Don't cry for my Mommy we didn't lose a person on earth
Everything happens for a reason we've but gained an angel above
I miss you Mommy.
With tears in her eyes she held this little life
Of joy they were they descended with pride
Her teeth were seen in her smile that day
It lasted for hours never fading away
At one, five, sixteen till twenty
Videos and albums of pictures aplenty
She never let one important moment slip by
Her precious creation the apple of her eye
Though that bit of laughter came stained with tears
Her love for her treasure never failed through the years
One day she fell sick but strong as she is
She kept it from her precious brushing symptoms away with a kiss
Till the signs started to show from head to toe
Her hair fell off and just wouldn't grow
Even then she told her baby “God’d heal me I know
Don't cry, even if he doesn't and I have to go
God loves us as much as I love you
He knows what’s best he knows what to do
Have faith, for everything happens for a reason
We’d meet eventually in a place called heaven”
Refusing to eat lying on the hospital bed
The disease confused everything within her head
She fell into a coma never to wake again
God took her away on December the Second
2004 was the year many cried for her
Her little treasure couldn't hold back the tears
I love her smile her smell’s what I'd miss most
That mild fragrance always so pleasant to the nose
Don't cry for my Mommy we didn't lose a person on earth
Everything happens for a reason we've but gained an angel above
I miss you Mommy.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
I am froke.
Other than being BROKE with a capital B-R-O-K and E, and FAT with a capital F-A and T, slacking has never been wonderfuller. Just got told that i put on weight. While i was halfway through a buffet. Thank God i wasnt paying. And thank God i have mastered the skill of controlling my rolling-of-eyes muscles at appropriate times. I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT as much as I NEED A RICH SUITOR. Help anyone? Cash and cheque both accepted thank you.
Other than being BROKE with a capital B-R-O-K and E, and FAT with a capital F-A and T, slacking has never been wonderfuller. Just got told that i put on weight. While i was halfway through a buffet. Thank God i wasnt paying. And thank God i have mastered the skill of controlling my rolling-of-eyes muscles at appropriate times. I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT as much as I NEED A RICH SUITOR. Help anyone? Cash and cheque both accepted thank you.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Fusioned...OUT.
Wow i havent blogged in lets see. see no more for seeing will not make u remember how long its been. err ok now u can see how FUSIONED my brains have become..gah.
Anyhoos, wow its the end of my internship! though it seems like ive been wanting to leave this so-called hell hole since i first set foot here, now that im leaving, i AM really gonna miss this place..no..i did mean..the PEOPLE (regardless of race, language, or religion..to build a democratic society..based on..err.ok shat i cant remember the rest of the Singapore pledge..told u my brains are fusioned. grrr.) *boohoohoosss* (and no i am not being sarcastic) truth be told, many other shatty things aside..i LOVE my colleagues. LOVE. i am so gonna miss you guys..*sobs* Azlie, Alvin, Adam, Eugene, Sara, Raj, Ryan, Jaslin...Roy, yes i mean EVERY SINGLE NAME i mentioned (and more) but i dont have time to mention them ALL since im actually typing this in OFFICE. hahaha..(NOW NOW AZLIE I AM YOUR CONSCIENCE AND YOU ARE STILL GONNA GIVE ME A VUNDERVUL APPRAISAL..*flutters eyelids like butterfly vings*)
Amongst these are also others who have ALRD forsaken me before my journey ended (gawd this is starting to sound like a death speech.. =s) Hana, Qi Fong, Kai, F1, Danial..Rashmi..and the rest! thanks for all the msgs d last 1.5 weeks when im left to BATTLE EVERYTHING ALONE..heres an announcement..I SURVIVED THE WAR! RUAHAHAHA..AND HAVE EMERGED TRIUMPHANT! (somehow i just imagined an elephant in lingerie. gees.) Others i would miss are the colourful bread from downstairs, ah mei milk tea, alegra shoe shop, WONTON MEEEEEE, fish soup..level 6..my oh my i am going to CRY ooooh i cant take this much longer! ha ha ha..ES (read: embarrassing silence).
ok bye! i love you guys!
Wow i havent blogged in lets see. see no more for seeing will not make u remember how long its been. err ok now u can see how FUSIONED my brains have become..gah.
Anyhoos, wow its the end of my internship! though it seems like ive been wanting to leave this so-called hell hole since i first set foot here, now that im leaving, i AM really gonna miss this place..no..i did mean..the PEOPLE (regardless of race, language, or religion..to build a democratic society..based on..err.ok shat i cant remember the rest of the Singapore pledge..told u my brains are fusioned. grrr.) *boohoohoosss* (and no i am not being sarcastic) truth be told, many other shatty things aside..i LOVE my colleagues. LOVE. i am so gonna miss you guys..*sobs* Azlie, Alvin, Adam, Eugene, Sara, Raj, Ryan, Jaslin...Roy, yes i mean EVERY SINGLE NAME i mentioned (and more) but i dont have time to mention them ALL since im actually typing this in OFFICE. hahaha..(NOW NOW AZLIE I AM YOUR CONSCIENCE AND YOU ARE STILL GONNA GIVE ME A VUNDERVUL APPRAISAL..*flutters eyelids like butterfly vings*)
Amongst these are also others who have ALRD forsaken me before my journey ended (gawd this is starting to sound like a death speech.. =s) Hana, Qi Fong, Kai, F1, Danial..Rashmi..and the rest! thanks for all the msgs d last 1.5 weeks when im left to BATTLE EVERYTHING ALONE..heres an announcement..I SURVIVED THE WAR! RUAHAHAHA..AND HAVE EMERGED TRIUMPHANT! (somehow i just imagined an elephant in lingerie. gees.) Others i would miss are the colourful bread from downstairs, ah mei milk tea, alegra shoe shop, WONTON MEEEEEE, fish soup..level 6..my oh my i am going to CRY ooooh i cant take this much longer! ha ha ha..ES (read: embarrassing silence).
ok bye! i love you guys!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Another random-not-so-interesting-stupig-thought.
The constant struggle between freedom and the uncertainty of where that freedom may take you to is really quite a scary thing. Its like how id prolly love the freedom of riding on the waves, yet releasing myself too much may just lead to death. Letting the waves take you can define freedom as well as uncertainty. Yet, i cannot have the cake and eat it can i? So, id have to choose. To think of uncertainty would be a practical thing to do. Yet man are more often than none not led by practicality. Not me at least. Thats probably why id at anytime take freedom as my choice and then whatever comes will come. Be it good or bad, i bloody hell asked for every bit of it. haa.
The constant struggle between freedom and the uncertainty of where that freedom may take you to is really quite a scary thing. Its like how id prolly love the freedom of riding on the waves, yet releasing myself too much may just lead to death. Letting the waves take you can define freedom as well as uncertainty. Yet, i cannot have the cake and eat it can i? So, id have to choose. To think of uncertainty would be a practical thing to do. Yet man are more often than none not led by practicality. Not me at least. Thats probably why id at anytime take freedom as my choice and then whatever comes will come. Be it good or bad, i bloody hell asked for every bit of it. haa.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Can you read this now kerly?
Am posting this so that kerly can read my later entries. Kerly and i are going for the HOG SHOW at the zoo! WOOOOHOO!! Im so eggcited imma eat 2 eggs for breakfast tomorrow! *SMILES*
Oh! I shall share something new i learnt today! noone is to ROLL THEIR EYES even if they KNEW IT BEFORE READING THIS. Did you all know that theres a difference between 'taking a shower' and 'taking a bath'? To those who are unsure and eager to learn, miss clarifier is here to..uhm..CLARIFY!
Ok..to 'take a shower' refers to more like a rinse under water (whether its luke warm, brrr-ing cold or mightly hot is up to the shower-er.) and it does not involve the washing/ shampooing/ whatever you or you or you may call it, of hair. It is done between 0-4 times daily depending very largely on preference. In the words of miss clarifier-shifu, should people wash/ shampoo/ whatever you or you or you may call it, our hair everytime we take a shower, our head of hair would become so hay-ish we could use it to sweep the floor (provided its long enough that is). If not, an alternative would be to sell them to the zoo. 'taking a shower' would take up approximately 2-10 min, plus minus 30 min.
To 'take a bath' on the other hand, would lead to a much more SQUEAKY CLEAN outcome, done mostly only once a day. It involves the soaping, shampooing, washing, scrubbing, blablabla-ing of every part of our bodies AND MOST IMPORTANTLY..HEAD OF HAIR. In this case, due to the higher number and intensity of steps required in 'taking a bath', its a lengthier process taking approximately 20-40 min for an average individual, plus minus 2hrs.
Hope everyone is as clear as an A+ essay done in neat handwriting with regards to this matter now..=) Feel free to come to me should anyone require more clarification and i will try my very best to provide answers..=)
Oh yea! In case anyone is interested, im reccommending 2 songs i just downloaded by this band called Dishwalla. 1. Somewhere In The Middle, 2. Every Little Thing. They are simply deeeericious! Omg its CHINESE NEW YEAR EVE! Im elated. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WELCOME TO THE HOGGIE PIGGIE ZHU-IE YEAR! *snort snort* heh.
ok bye!
Am posting this so that kerly can read my later entries. Kerly and i are going for the HOG SHOW at the zoo! WOOOOHOO!! Im so eggcited imma eat 2 eggs for breakfast tomorrow! *SMILES*
Oh! I shall share something new i learnt today! noone is to ROLL THEIR EYES even if they KNEW IT BEFORE READING THIS. Did you all know that theres a difference between 'taking a shower' and 'taking a bath'? To those who are unsure and eager to learn, miss clarifier is here to..uhm..CLARIFY!
Ok..to 'take a shower' refers to more like a rinse under water (whether its luke warm, brrr-ing cold or mightly hot is up to the shower-er.) and it does not involve the washing/ shampooing/ whatever you or you or you may call it, of hair. It is done between 0-4 times daily depending very largely on preference. In the words of miss clarifier-shifu, should people wash/ shampoo/ whatever you or you or you may call it, our hair everytime we take a shower, our head of hair would become so hay-ish we could use it to sweep the floor (provided its long enough that is). If not, an alternative would be to sell them to the zoo. 'taking a shower' would take up approximately 2-10 min, plus minus 30 min.
To 'take a bath' on the other hand, would lead to a much more SQUEAKY CLEAN outcome, done mostly only once a day. It involves the soaping, shampooing, washing, scrubbing, blablabla-ing of every part of our bodies AND MOST IMPORTANTLY..HEAD OF HAIR. In this case, due to the higher number and intensity of steps required in 'taking a bath', its a lengthier process taking approximately 20-40 min for an average individual, plus minus 2hrs.
Hope everyone is as clear as an A+ essay done in neat handwriting with regards to this matter now..=) Feel free to come to me should anyone require more clarification and i will try my very best to provide answers..=)
Oh yea! In case anyone is interested, im reccommending 2 songs i just downloaded by this band called Dishwalla. 1. Somewhere In The Middle, 2. Every Little Thing. They are simply deeeericious! Omg its CHINESE NEW YEAR EVE! Im elated. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WELCOME TO THE HOGGIE PIGGIE ZHU-IE YEAR! *snort snort* heh.
ok bye!
Thursday, February 15, 2007
I have no idea how to title this.
whooooperieeee! I successfully changed my internship company! oh yummeries. Goodiebyes to a wrinkled right index finger (thanks to the constant emersing of that poor thing into water in order to paste stamps on not-so-nice, countless number of chinese new year cards for not-so-nice people in a not-so-nice company..-.-), a very dark black face (thanks to individuals constantly pissing the daylights (and night..uhm..lights for that matter) out of me) and the making of an oil barrel (thanks to the very extremely disastrously oily eggplant and unreal-sweet-and-sour-pork from the vegetarian stall consumed daily).
So, yesterday was Valentine's Day. What did i do? Let's see. I had training at my new workplace, came home, took a shower, made my dad a little vdae prezzie, mobilized 3 individuals at home to aid in the search of a humungerous lizard that ran into my room, started tidying my room cuz of the mess made while in search of that horrenderous eeeewie creature, had dinner, pissed my beloved cousin off by being a nehneh, went online, watched tv, had a yummy talk with a lovely friend, brushed my teeth, prayed really hard that stupig reptile is no longer within the premises of my nest, and finally, jumped into bed. What a delicious day! Right..=/
Am now attempting to watch tv, chat on msn and blog at the same time. Not an easy feat. Am not a typical woman whos good at multi-tasking and SO, imma sign off now. Lol.
Bye!
ooh! Happy Vday & International Friendship day to all! Hugs.
whooooperieeee! I successfully changed my internship company! oh yummeries. Goodiebyes to a wrinkled right index finger (thanks to the constant emersing of that poor thing into water in order to paste stamps on not-so-nice, countless number of chinese new year cards for not-so-nice people in a not-so-nice company..-.-), a very dark black face (thanks to individuals constantly pissing the daylights (and night..uhm..lights for that matter) out of me) and the making of an oil barrel (thanks to the very extremely disastrously oily eggplant and unreal-sweet-and-sour-pork from the vegetarian stall consumed daily).
So, yesterday was Valentine's Day. What did i do? Let's see. I had training at my new workplace, came home, took a shower, made my dad a little vdae prezzie, mobilized 3 individuals at home to aid in the search of a humungerous lizard that ran into my room, started tidying my room cuz of the mess made while in search of that horrenderous eeeewie creature, had dinner, pissed my beloved cousin off by being a nehneh, went online, watched tv, had a yummy talk with a lovely friend, brushed my teeth, prayed really hard that stupig reptile is no longer within the premises of my nest, and finally, jumped into bed. What a delicious day! Right..=/
Am now attempting to watch tv, chat on msn and blog at the same time. Not an easy feat. Am not a typical woman whos good at multi-tasking and SO, imma sign off now. Lol.
Bye!
ooh! Happy Vday & International Friendship day to all! Hugs.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Am in a fridge
Ok I have finally started my internship. The office is freezing and even though I knew that from my first day yesterday, I still do not have a sweater. I forgot to bring larh CAN? So now im freezing again. Good thing about it of course is that heat expands things and the cold contracts, therefore by the end of my working day id be so tiny I could slip right under the door. Right. If that were true Id be living in a fridge. no. perhaps a freezer.
Oh yea just before I continue, I have something to clarify!! JAX DOES NOT PLAY THE BASS. HE PLAYS THE... UHM... GUITAR... ? (right jax?? =s) aiyaaa something like that larh..=/ btw grats on getting your new car jax! Much as its an ah beng car and its a..uhm..SUBARU (I think the brand justifies my point enough =p) hahaha..no offence jax its just that you are so... UN-beng! THAT aside, I think its cool that he managed to afford a car ALL BY HIMSELF at such a tender young (ok perhaps not tender but deft young. Herher.) age. duncha think? Heh. *pat on the back*
Anyways so yea, im interning at this company located at Suntec City Tower 2. Other than the fact that its freezing, the view here is wonderful! As of now, I can see two people smoking at the balcony of the next building (which is I believe, tower 1), uhm, the Padang..the Esplanade..and many other tall buildings..=/ yea. Does it sound nice? Herher. I feel like a condominium advertisement announcer..=s
So I just chatted with SS who just made me 1/4 hearted about going for work and travel. He said minus the working part itd be fun... of which, other than working, I wont be doing anything else there. And then Emily proceeded to tell me that the working life there is like shit. The traveling part after that is the sole motivation. So, if the thing id be really looking forward to when im there is to come back home, then why the hell am I going in the first place? =s Boohoo. Im very confused..can you tell...? gah.
Gawd its the 4th time in 1.25 days im hearing 'How to save a life' by The Fray on Class95. (actually if you add the hours which Ive been at work its really only been less than half a day.) oh well but the song is yummy anyways. 'Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend.Somewhere along in the bitterness, and I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life'
Signing off! Bye!
Ok I have finally started my internship. The office is freezing and even though I knew that from my first day yesterday, I still do not have a sweater. I forgot to bring larh CAN? So now im freezing again. Good thing about it of course is that heat expands things and the cold contracts, therefore by the end of my working day id be so tiny I could slip right under the door. Right. If that were true Id be living in a fridge. no. perhaps a freezer.
Oh yea just before I continue, I have something to clarify!! JAX DOES NOT PLAY THE BASS. HE PLAYS THE... UHM... GUITAR... ? (right jax?? =s) aiyaaa something like that larh..=/ btw grats on getting your new car jax! Much as its an ah beng car and its a..uhm..SUBARU (I think the brand justifies my point enough =p) hahaha..no offence jax its just that you are so... UN-beng! THAT aside, I think its cool that he managed to afford a car ALL BY HIMSELF at such a tender young (ok perhaps not tender but deft young. Herher.) age. duncha think? Heh. *pat on the back*
Anyways so yea, im interning at this company located at Suntec City Tower 2. Other than the fact that its freezing, the view here is wonderful! As of now, I can see two people smoking at the balcony of the next building (which is I believe, tower 1), uhm, the Padang..the Esplanade..and many other tall buildings..=/ yea. Does it sound nice? Herher. I feel like a condominium advertisement announcer..=s
So I just chatted with SS who just made me 1/4 hearted about going for work and travel. He said minus the working part itd be fun... of which, other than working, I wont be doing anything else there. And then Emily proceeded to tell me that the working life there is like shit. The traveling part after that is the sole motivation. So, if the thing id be really looking forward to when im there is to come back home, then why the hell am I going in the first place? =s Boohoo. Im very confused..can you tell...? gah.
Gawd its the 4th time in 1.25 days im hearing 'How to save a life' by The Fray on Class95. (actually if you add the hours which Ive been at work its really only been less than half a day.) oh well but the song is yummy anyways. 'Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend.Somewhere along in the bitterness, and I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life'
Signing off! Bye!
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Looking back over my shoulder, my SMU days are over..
Lovely. My title is SOOO POETIC! Oooh coolness..*smiles*
I just realised how boring and not-like-a-blog my blog is. I shall make it more bloggish (not that there’s a definition for how a blog should be but whatever. Just take it that I created some definition by myself and somehow my blog doesnt live up to that definition.) by firstly, having more entries, updating it more often, and writing things that are as random as seeing a green sock hanging off a traffic light.uhm..yea.
SO! What do you know? Ive finally graduated from SMU. (to those who thought id spend another 538 years in SMU..i TOLD you I’d SLOWLY but SURELY graduate?!?) Feels kinda strange to suddenly have no direction in life. To not follow..some kinda..routine. Hmmm. Its weirdly upsetting..to suddenly not have to worry about e-dollars and how many cents to use to bid for that course that is non examinable and has an extremely slack prof..oh smu. Imma miss that place..=( the pretty little group study rooms that started off 70% empty most of the time when I was in year one to eventually 160% full every single day by the time I hit year 4. Look at how much things have evolved! From Jax singing “creep” at the upper quad in the old campus, to the birth and success of Groundzero (as we have all come to realize, Jacky decided singing’s not for him. WHY JAX WHY?? the line “you’re just like an angel..” is a personal when-Jacky-sings-it favorite. Muahaha..sorry Jax..it’d NEVER stop. awwww. No worries Jax you just a teeny weeny bit less cool playing the bass..*grins*)
Id always remember the times when Grace and E-wan emcee for events. Graces favorite topics (not according to ranks) are: panties, sex, the private parts of human beings AND animals (or any other thing you know of that has one), buttocks, shitting, wedgies, digging noses, bras, panties, panties, panties..yea. the list goes on.. Oh and who can EVER forget Huang E-wans “BUH-BYE”s. That word (or two words for that matter) is like the macarena song. You’d just have to hear it once and it PLAYS ARD IN YOUR HEAD the entire day. Only difference is that when a song gets stuck in your head, its ANNOYING, but when a HEBB (read:: Huang E-wan Buh-Bye) gets stuck in your head, its quite yummy..=D awww E-wan, I love the sexy way you say those farewells..=D Everyone, try saying it. Its addictive. Really.
Im suddenly reminded of the period of time in year one when Jax, Poh, myself and Angel used to study together. For some reason, smelling slippers became a favorite pastime (other than acting as an alarm clock, I cannot, till now, think of any purpose that serves.) Jax and Poh very often loved to compare and see whose slippers were smellier, until one day, angel decided that hers smelt the worse. “Cannot be worse than ours lah wallaw. Pass me.” You spoke too soon Mr Poh. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..came flying Angels slipper to the front of the seminar room. “WALLANEH!!!! Fucking mad!” MUAHAHAHAHA. Im actually grinning to myself as Im typing this. LOL.
OOOH and who can ever forget Joeys dancing in the SRs..grooving in Kevs car..singing along to Joeys wonderful guitar playing..crazy bitching sessions with my top notch bitching partner Grace..Jackys damn KORK way of driving..and his favorite drink; TOP (read:: Teh O Peng) and the milo peng gao from Mr Cockroach-Eyebrow-Uncle at the old campus. GAWD I MISS IT SO. Boo. Then, theres Summer Study at Vancouver which was simply delicious. Jos..Cel..Lian..Zhiyu..Char..We had our pretty mad share of fun too eii my dear ravishing-s and gorgeous-s! Will blog about THAT other part of uni another time..=D
“Those were theeeeeeee..days my friends we thought theyd never enddddd..we'd sing and danceeee..forever and a dayyyyy..we’d lead the lifeeeeee we chooseee..we’d fight and neverrrr loseeee..for we were youngggggg..and sure to have our wayyyyyy..”
Internship starts next week. Boo. Am NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT AT ALL. *sobbb*
Byeee!
Lovely. My title is SOOO POETIC! Oooh coolness..*smiles*
I just realised how boring and not-like-a-blog my blog is. I shall make it more bloggish (not that there’s a definition for how a blog should be but whatever. Just take it that I created some definition by myself and somehow my blog doesnt live up to that definition.) by firstly, having more entries, updating it more often, and writing things that are as random as seeing a green sock hanging off a traffic light.uhm..yea.
SO! What do you know? Ive finally graduated from SMU. (to those who thought id spend another 538 years in SMU..i TOLD you I’d SLOWLY but SURELY graduate?!?) Feels kinda strange to suddenly have no direction in life. To not follow..some kinda..routine. Hmmm. Its weirdly upsetting..to suddenly not have to worry about e-dollars and how many cents to use to bid for that course that is non examinable and has an extremely slack prof..oh smu. Imma miss that place..=( the pretty little group study rooms that started off 70% empty most of the time when I was in year one to eventually 160% full every single day by the time I hit year 4. Look at how much things have evolved! From Jax singing “creep” at the upper quad in the old campus, to the birth and success of Groundzero (as we have all come to realize, Jacky decided singing’s not for him. WHY JAX WHY?? the line “you’re just like an angel..” is a personal when-Jacky-sings-it favorite. Muahaha..sorry Jax..it’d NEVER stop. awwww. No worries Jax you just a teeny weeny bit less cool playing the bass..*grins*)
Id always remember the times when Grace and E-wan emcee for events. Graces favorite topics (not according to ranks) are: panties, sex, the private parts of human beings AND animals (or any other thing you know of that has one), buttocks, shitting, wedgies, digging noses, bras, panties, panties, panties..yea. the list goes on.. Oh and who can EVER forget Huang E-wans “BUH-BYE”s. That word (or two words for that matter) is like the macarena song. You’d just have to hear it once and it PLAYS ARD IN YOUR HEAD the entire day. Only difference is that when a song gets stuck in your head, its ANNOYING, but when a HEBB (read:: Huang E-wan Buh-Bye) gets stuck in your head, its quite yummy..=D awww E-wan, I love the sexy way you say those farewells..=D Everyone, try saying it. Its addictive. Really.
Im suddenly reminded of the period of time in year one when Jax, Poh, myself and Angel used to study together. For some reason, smelling slippers became a favorite pastime (other than acting as an alarm clock, I cannot, till now, think of any purpose that serves.) Jax and Poh very often loved to compare and see whose slippers were smellier, until one day, angel decided that hers smelt the worse. “Cannot be worse than ours lah wallaw. Pass me.” You spoke too soon Mr Poh. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..came flying Angels slipper to the front of the seminar room. “WALLANEH!!!! Fucking mad!” MUAHAHAHAHA. Im actually grinning to myself as Im typing this. LOL.
OOOH and who can ever forget Joeys dancing in the SRs..grooving in Kevs car..singing along to Joeys wonderful guitar playing..crazy bitching sessions with my top notch bitching partner Grace..Jackys damn KORK way of driving..and his favorite drink; TOP (read:: Teh O Peng) and the milo peng gao from Mr Cockroach-Eyebrow-Uncle at the old campus. GAWD I MISS IT SO. Boo. Then, theres Summer Study at Vancouver which was simply delicious. Jos..Cel..Lian..Zhiyu..Char..We had our pretty mad share of fun too eii my dear ravishing-s and gorgeous-s! Will blog about THAT other part of uni another time..=D
“Those were theeeeeeee..days my friends we thought theyd never enddddd..we'd sing and danceeee..forever and a dayyyyy..we’d lead the lifeeeeee we chooseee..we’d fight and neverrrr loseeee..for we were youngggggg..and sure to have our wayyyyyy..”
Internship starts next week. Boo. Am NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT AT ALL. *sobbb*
Byeee!
Thursday, December 14, 2006
All Good Things
Honestly what will become of me
don't like reality
It's way too clear to me
But really life is daily
We are what we don't see
Missed everything daydreaming
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?
Traveling I only stop at exits
Wondering if I'll stay
Young and restless
Living this way I stress less
I want to pull away when the dream dies
The pain sets in and I don't cry
I only feel gravity and I wonder why
Flames to dustLovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dustLovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?
Well the dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Die die die die die
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?
Well the dogs were barking at a new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon
And the sun was wondering if it should stay away for a day
til the feeling went away
And the sky was falling on the clouds were dropping and
the rain forgot how to bring salvation
the dogs were barking at the new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon so that they could die.
Honestly what will become of me
don't like reality
It's way too clear to me
But really life is daily
We are what we don't see
Missed everything daydreaming
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?
Traveling I only stop at exits
Wondering if I'll stay
Young and restless
Living this way I stress less
I want to pull away when the dream dies
The pain sets in and I don't cry
I only feel gravity and I wonder why
Flames to dustLovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dustLovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?
Well the dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Die die die die die
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?
Well the dogs were barking at a new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon
And the sun was wondering if it should stay away for a day
til the feeling went away
And the sky was falling on the clouds were dropping and
the rain forgot how to bring salvation
the dogs were barking at the new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon so that they could die.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
A Random Thought..
I just came back from church. Today, amongst other things like christmas, the pastor was talking about fears. Fear of uncertainty, fear of the future..blah blah..and the fear of slowly but surely losing your loved ones. How true is that. I often wonder why people hold on to certain things knowing that they would slowly but surely lose them some day. The reason is simple: Love..:) and that, is reason nuff i guess..heh. (QUIT ROLLING YOUR EYESSS!!:p) Just a thought i wanted to share..enjoy your weekend peeps!
tadadada..bye!
I just came back from church. Today, amongst other things like christmas, the pastor was talking about fears. Fear of uncertainty, fear of the future..blah blah..and the fear of slowly but surely losing your loved ones. How true is that. I often wonder why people hold on to certain things knowing that they would slowly but surely lose them some day. The reason is simple: Love..:) and that, is reason nuff i guess..heh. (QUIT ROLLING YOUR EYESSS!!:p) Just a thought i wanted to share..enjoy your weekend peeps!
tadadada..bye!
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